He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
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She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
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When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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