To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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