you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
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In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
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Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
i think im in europe. pls send help
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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