Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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