Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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