ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
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Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
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I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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