I want to stick my p in your. b.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
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dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
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Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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