Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
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i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
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When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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