Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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