i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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