Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
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looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
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Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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