Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I cut my penus on the lid.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
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Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
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Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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