Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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