Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
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If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
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You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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