my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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