thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
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Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
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I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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