what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
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frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
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Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
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