Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
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i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
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Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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