What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
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Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
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2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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