Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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