Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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