I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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