We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
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