i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
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they're like a gay fantastic four
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
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I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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