before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
This is my gift to your gina
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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