she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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