i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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