sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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