Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
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I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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