are you so shy because you have an std?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
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took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
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You pole danced in your parka.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Randomize