The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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