Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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