We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
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i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
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some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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