She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Come see our sink grown plant.
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also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
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Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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