That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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