We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
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I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
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i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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