I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
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you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
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I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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