Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
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Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
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Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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