i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
