I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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