OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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