it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
love makes seman taste better
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
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I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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