Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
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OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
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I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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