the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
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I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
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My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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