another moral hangover. fuck.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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