now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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