ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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