She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I touched a dick in church today
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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