i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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