I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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