we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
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my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
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Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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