found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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