from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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