then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
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I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
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The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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